Monday, May 18, 2009

Hello Everyone! My Name is Anna Anus

Welcome to secrets of Season Five!!

My name is Anna, as some of you know. I am middle-age and homebound; I have been for sometime. I am a long time fan of the ABC series Bachelor/Bachelorette. I have watched the show for nine years now, but was re-awakened by the perfection of Brad Womack; ever since then my obsession has grown to slightly pathological preportions. Because of a birth defect, my resulting physical deformity has made interacting with others and thus interpersonal relationships extremely difficult; on top of this my bad attitude and nasty personality make socializing in general overwhelming. My best friends lately have been Jason and Melissa, little ty, Chris, Deanna, And I daydream about what the real brad womack is really like? One day I prayed and prayed to THE REDEEMER and a secret envelope of papers was delivered underneath my door by a mysterious being; inside was the opportunity to talk first hand with the beautiful bachelors the night before they were going to meet Jillian "hot tub" Harris for the first time.

I thought I would leak a few of my conversations with these sequestered men to my fellow crazy fans and share my thoughts here and on my youtube page over the upcoming season. Check back for leaks and spoilersxoxo Anna

No comments:

Post a Comment